Sweet nothings from a 5 year old!

OK...funny story: Jacob was playing out in the back yard earlier today. I was sitting on the computer (yes, I know, what's new?) by the door to the screened porch. Well, here comes in Jacob telling me "Look, Mommy! I have something for you!". I'm looking at his hand trying to figure out what these small round BB looking things might be when it hit me!!! I told Jacob, "DON'T MOVE...walk slowly to Daddy (who was in the kitchen), give that to him and then WASH YOUR HANDS!". Yes, my friends, Jacob had a handful of deer poop he lovingly wanted to share with me. How sweet is that kid. HAHAHA Poor thing had NO idea what he was holding in his precious little hand. Boys....everyday I get more scared about what I'm going to be dealing with for the next many many years!!!!